That said, we are going to valley of flowers I cannot say it enough times that esp in Himalayas any journey is many times better then the destination itself. We set off to reach a point and whatever comes in between is a trip that can only be seen in perspective.
IF IT IS TO HAPPEN, IT WILL!! In last week of July starting from Delhi, little did I imagined that Sprinty and I will have yet one more adventure together and in end I will be thanking her silently. Trying to avoid day traffic and on account of my own liking to drive at night I left Delhi around 10 PM and in good time I hit police check point at Meerut city by-pass. Policemen were busy counting the traffic and queuing up vehicles for a batch flag off, since next 20 Km of so it was a lawless country flat driving through young sugarcane and dense fodder fields. Wishing not to waste next 30 min waiting we had a small detour and hit the state highway again. Barely 10 min of riding we came across a hurriedly constructed road black with no passage on sides, I could do nothing but to stop and sent a silent prayer to god. Four men came out from shadows and proceeded straight to business. One man whipped out a knife and demanded all cash, jewelry, watch and what have you. I realized I had only one time window to tell them whatever came to my mind and surprisingly they paused to listen. I started off and finished in one single breath. Look I am already robbed off 2 thousand rupees by your fellow cronies about 25 Km down Delhi road and they told me to say the safe passage password which will work till Rourkee. So here I am saying ‘Judge Battery’ and here is a remaining 600 Rupees that I manage to save, hidden in my socks, here is the empty wallet having only travelers cheques. Proceeded with a body search and confused by the password they confer among themselves what next to do with such a piddle for loot. Finally one thug crooned he is right about password but this is not our password since such lame passwords can only be used by excise control department to allow passing the overloaded trucks! Then they settled, ok let’s loot his bike. Once again I had to bring the bluffer. Listen fellas did you hear me a mile away before you saw me, right. They nodded in agreement. Well, it was because her pipe mufflers have fallen off and no replacement is available because she is 25 year old and that due to her age she is falling bits and pieces away. I could see how crestfallen they felt but not wishing to be bluffed aside so easily one of them started his bike and turned on the beam, inspecting Sprinty, indeed she is something very old and nothing fashionable about her he conceded. As a last shot one of them asked what’s the fuel consumption, I told him about 5-6 KM per liter of petrol, they lost whatever remaining interest in Sprinty and wondered what else they can get from me. So I presented them a situation that whatever cash I had on me, I have given you, there is no watch, no jewelry, no bike worth selling in market, so what else possibly can you get from me? Do you reckon adding one more murder case for mare 600 rupess in which not one but 4 of you will be named sooner or later is worth killing me and named you shall be because I may be poor I am not homeless that my absence will go unnoticed!! For my part I will keep my mouth shut, let bygone be bygone!!! 600 rupess for a laugh and it made sense to them, turned the table, we promptly shook hands and I made an honorable exit from what was almost a certain death in these parts of Uttar Pradesh with a genuine password that will work till Muzaffarnagar. So if waylaid again till next 60 Km or so I simply had to chime, ‘Jai Baba Kal Bhairav’ and all is hunky dory again!
Sprinty took to her wheels and I did not look back till I reached Haridwar in wee hours, riding non stop. Not feeling in the best of our spirits I decided to rest for couple of hours instead of pressing for rishikesh. Tomorrow is another day another beginning.
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Edited by Hippie at Heart, 17 January 2010 - 10:55 PM.















