[retiredchutney]

thought i would share this hilarious posting about six different endings for the 7th book if it were a bollywood filam... ....

(if you havent read the deathly hallows yet or want to wait to see it in the movies, dont read the following...) cause it might give a clue  to how the book ends...)

http://baskya.com/ho...deathly-hallows

here are some ...

#6. Harry, Ron and Hermione are being chased by death eaters and are in danger of being captured. They use the polyjuice potion to convert into Lara Dutta, Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant and do an item number until the death eaters leave.



#4.Draco Malfoy shows photoshopped photos of Harry kissing Hermione to Ginny and Ron. Both go into a jealous rage and become death eaters. They help Malfoy capture Harry and Hermione. I can’t reveal the rest since that would be a major spoiler.

#0: Nagini goes to Voldemort and says, “main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne vaali hoon.” [I am going to be a mother of your kid].  Voldy kicks Nagini and throws her out. She joins Harry and gang to bring down Voldy’s empire (although dying in the process because unwed mothers are not fashionable in 80s hindi movies).

[iwanttogoback]

gc, i'd pay good money to see any of those!

[dzibead]

Given how little I know about Indian movies, I'm very proud of myself for recognizing the Sholay reference.

The link in article that's takes you to a piece about HP as written by various famous authors is also hilarious.